When Gene Shalit (adidas shirt) realizes his team of baseball misfits is hopeless, he brings in the ringer - "daddy shorts stop." Bad News Balls all the way.
Another unprompted history lesson in cultural sensitivity at this year's fourth of July barbecue: while we've always thought of short shorts as the modern day fig leaf, it never occurred to us that a slip n slide could so elegantly portray an ancient fountain. Well done, Adelaide's dad.