Monday, January 25, 2010

All Dads on Deck

The scene: Mardi Gras, 1980
The weapon: one single yard of beer
The crime: lady killing
The Culprit: Heidi's dad

How he was caught: Watch as Ed skillfully charms his victims with his smooth 1-yard-of-beer-in-28-seconds skills. A classic case of whodunnit, until his secret is unexpectedly revealed. Look again, and you'll notice the clever and convenient "easy-access" design of these short shorts and extra absorbent terry cloth top... well, let's just say that isn't booze on the wooden boat deck. Flood gates open, case closed.

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