Wow wow wow, Joanie Loves Chachi... in short shorts

I'll bet you always wondered what happened to this happy couple after their show was canceled two seasons in. Turns out they hightailed it to the streets of NYC where they replaced their devoted backup band with a trio of babies. Struggling to make ends meet, their wardrobe was minimal. Chachi sacrificed most of his pants to make outfits for the rest of the gang, and thus the short shorts craze was born.

Fun Fact: Chachi actually means "penis" in Korean.

Just Two Dads and We're Having a Good Time

Natalie's dad, Guy, seems to have put on some baby weight. Here he is pictured seemingly comparing his lovely baby lumps with good 'ol "Uncle Goosie." Or maybe they just can't find where they've dropped their joint. The world may never know.

Tan-pa

Well folks, this picture leaves us speechless. Never before have we seen a man who could literally and figuratively overshadow a dad in short shorts, but tan-pa is not like most men. Thank you tan-pa for showing us that this can be done.