Finally found the Dad of a lifetime

Casually perched in what can only be described as my dream basement, Cassandra's dad is a true 1970's stud, effortlessly portraying Redford better than Redford ever could. The feathered bangs pretty much seal the deal. Note that no other man is pictured from the waist down, so we can only assume that this is a no-pants party all around.

"Substitute" Teacher Dad

Right this way, kids, welcome to the big apple. Today's lesson: do not talk to strangers.

PS I'm pretty sure that's a tin of Skoal in dad's pocket...

Dad-Minton

I always thought that the thing you hit during badminton was called a "birdie" but upon further research, I see that what you're slappin' around is actually called a shuttlecock. And so I guess now this all makes sense.

Clark Kent Dad

This dad is all nerd up top, and all macho down below. His super-human resilant feet can obivously handle the most uncomfortable terrain on the face of (this?) planet. What a superdad!

Dads Having Fun

Bella writes about her dad:

"Flouro - check, moustache - check, lace up rollerblades - check, shortshorts - of course! Can we say stereotype?"
" As they say, everyone's at it! Matching shirts? Tacky. Matching SHORT SHORTS? I don't even know what to say..."

"I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight...I knew my dad had problems, but other so many other dads too? This was some sort of epidemic!"

Daddy Downer

This dad is obviously disappointed about the no alcohol and no skateboarding policy at the game. Cue sad Charlie Brown music...